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This is Vivian Wagner, and this is a poem called Pencil Coffee on my desk, Pencils and coffee. I put both of those into Google and discover Pencil Coffee, a cafe in Ho Chi Minh City. I imagine sitting there drinking a latte, looking out at the traffic, the bicyclists, the flower vendors, the bustle of what must be Monday evening now, hot and stuffy, the smell of pho, the coriander and rice noodles, the wearing of glasses and the writing on thin paper easily torn. Outside my window on the edge of Appalachia, the trucks of Monday morning roar by, insistent about their view of the world, certain of the importance of the asphalt before them, unaware of everything happening in that distant coffee shop, unable to conceive of that pane of glass, that swirl of people on purpose, that cup of coffee steaming still, or any pencil writing across any page.
You can read this and other pencil related poems by Vivian in the latest issue of Plumbago magazine, the print computer companion to the Erasable Podcast. Read more about it and order your copy at erasable us plumbago3. Welcome to Pencil Talk. I'm your host, Andy Woefully. And joining me tonight.
Oh, yeah.
Hello and welcome to episode 89 of the erasable Podcast. I am Charlotte Gamber, filling in for my dad, who was sitting here with a pencil sticking out of him because he failed to properly protect the point of his pencil. It became lodged in his arm when he was carelessly drinking yet another cup of coffee. Once we leave the emergency room, Andy, Johnny and Tim will discuss pencil point protection and how you can avoid a similar mishap. Wait, here they come.
So Carla got her intro on the third take. In fact, the first take was pretty good, but she was too close to the mic. The second one, she was dissatisfied with how she pronounced one of the words, I think similar. She messed up similar at the end, she's like, I want to do it again. All right. Yeah, she had a good time.
We really need to do an episode where it's just her and the Henrys.
Oh, man, that would be chaos. You hear my kids fist fighting over the microphone?
I'm gonna give you some Baltimore justice.
Rosie coming up in the background with a stool banging on someone's back.
Man. Yeah.
How are you guys today doing all right?
Excellent.
Yeah.
So I feel like.
Go on, Johnny.
I'm sorry, are you guys also having this odd. Not climate change, warm January?
No, I mean, we always have a warm January here. Compared to.
It's been compared to the middle and like, crazy cold. Until yesterday, it shot up like 40 degrees. And today it was 58 or something. But before that it was. I mean, we were in the tens for over a while.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Gold. Yeah.
I'm wearing shorts right now.
Yeah.
I guess the east coast did get some more of that climate change that, you know, they were asking for.
Yeah, we're going to have thunderstorms now because, you know, it's spring already.
Thundersnow.
Oh, it's the best.
Thundersnow was crazy. I thought the world was ending. It was pretty funny. I guess we were. We were still expecting Charlotte, so we weren't quite sleep deprived enough to hallucinate. So I knew it was really happening. Now if it happened, I'd be like, whatever, I just need to sleep. I don't think the world is actually ending. So tonight we're finally gonna do tips. Protection. There'd be so many, like, condom jokes in this episode that you have to avoid or not avoid. Yeah, I. I almost wrote Prophylactic into the intro that Charlotte read, but in addition to the fact that I didn't want to have to explain to her what that meant or how to pronounce it.
Yeah.
And there were already a lot of piece. I went a little crazy, so. Yeah. So back in, like, 2004, I was chatting on MSN messenger with a buddy of mine and I confessed that I've always been afraid of stabbing myself with a pencil, like, through my heart and dying. And he's like, are you really scared of that? So this is a topic near and dear to my heart. Even though Tim was the one that said we should do an episode about this point. Protection.
Gotta protect yourself.
Yeah. So, yeah, there's a lot to talk about. So why don't we jump into our tools of the trade? You want to go first, Tim?
Sure.
I have been digging things as far as things that I've been watching. I watched the movie Prometheus the other night. Have you ever seen that? No, it's. It's part of the Alien series.
Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask. That's like the follow up to the Alien series, isn't it?
And I don't really have, like, I saw one or two of the Alien movies, but it's been so long, I don't remember much about them at all. But a friend had been recommending this for, like, three years, and it was a really good movie. It's kind of in the vein of Ex Machina or Arrival kind of, but a little more of an action movie than both of those. Not as slow, but It I. The. Both throughout watching it, I was thinking about it the whole time. Basically there are these archaeologists who find in all these different civilizations and cultures around the world the same image of these planets up in the sky, like the same formation. And so it's. And this is set in the Future. It's like 2090 something. And they, you know, are able to pinpoint where it is, like where this formation is. And so their theory is, because the pictures always come with these tall beings pointing at it, that that's where our creators are. And so they go. They go into this like hypersleep in this huge ship. And it takes a couple of years, but they finally get there. And yeah, kind of all hell breaks loose when they're there. But it's super interesting and really makes you think a lot. So it was a really cool movie. I liked it a lot. I'll probably watch it again someday.
Nice.
And then I have finally started watching Brooklyn Nine Nine. I don't know if either of you are fans of this show. This. Andy Samberg's show about the Brooklyn Police Department. Like he's a detective in the police department.
I have never seen it, but I think I feel like you mentioned about how we should watch it because it's kind of like Parks and Rec but on a police department.
I had only seen like one episode at that point, but this past week I was out of school all week long and I watched like 15 episodes or something. I watched a bunch. And it might be just as funny as like 30 Rock and Parks and Rec. It is really funny. It's a little sillier. It's more like silliness wise. It's more like 30 Rock.
Yeah.
But I love it. It's been so much fun. I'm still in the first season, but it's. It's a really, really funny show. So I've been really enjoying that. And I've been reading. I guess it's kind of. I don't know if it was just a vacation kind of thing or I needed a little bit of escape because things have been so nuts lately. And with. With the house and we closed on the house last Thursday and so that process is finally done. I. Our bank owns this. Yeah, yeah, our bank owns this house that I'm in right now, which is really special. Super special. But that was done. And I just needed something to like. I don't know, something like easier but not too easy, you know? Does that make sense? Like an easy read that was. Didn't like, make me feel like I'M wasting my time. And so somebody had recommended, or actually J. Robert Lennon from the Lunchbox podcast had recommended over Twitter a long time back, Lee Child, along with a bunch of other stuff. But I'd never read a Lee Child novel. The Jack Reacher books, and I think I had tried them at some point and just kind of was underwhelmed. I think I just wasn't expecting the right thing. I didn't have the right mindset going into it. But this time I did. And I blew through Never Go Back, which they made a movie of a couple years ago, which I also watched after I finished the book. And it was crap. It was horrible, so don't watch that. But the book is really good. And now I'm reading the. The first one, which was the Killing Floor, which I'm going to talk about again in a little bit. And both of those are super entertaining. And he's just basically this ex military policeman who's a. Now he's a drifter. He just kind of wanders around aimlessly and finds himself in all these crazy situations, of course, but he's just this total tough guy, always. Always ready to figure out whatever's going wrong in this weird little town, you know. But I loved it. It was. It was a lot of fun. So it was a good. It was a good read. I enjoyed that. So I was. Yeah, Never Go Back and the Killing Floor and then listening. I had been listening to a lot of Tom Petty because of the sad news about his accidental overdose, the opioid overdose that came out. His family had released a statement on their website, which really makes me sad. Tom Petty is one of my heroes, my favorite musicians ever. And it got me thinking about kind of like, who would pick up the. The Torch, you know, the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, as far as basically being the biggest band in America, like in. In rock, I think. And my pick for who should replace them is. I kept thinking about ryan adams. Not summer 69 brian adams, but Ryan Adams, who I've talked about before, Ryan Adams and the Cardinals. And so I've been listening to a lot of Ryan Adams and the Cardinals. Like, the album Cold Roses is one of my favorite ever that I've talked about on here before, but it's one of my favorite albums ever. And his album, Gold. So listening to a lot of Ryan Adams, but Tom Petty makes me sad. I miss him so much. Like, I think I feel. He feels like a family member. Like, I'll just like, randomly tweet. I miss Tom Petty. I just do that it feels like every month or so since he's passed away. And I'm writing with a Mitsubishi 9852. Ew. I've been using pretty much only that the last couple days. I really like it. And I am using a Portland field notes that I got for Christmas. That's me.
How about you, Andy?
I am digging a trench as you do when you're recording a podcast. No, Yeah. I am watching Katie and the Middle of Victoria Season two. Yeah. Which is really good. It's not as. To me, it's not as good as the crown. I think I like the crown better than I like Victoria, but it's still. Still fun. Really good.
Where are you watching it?
I am watching it on the PBS Apple TV app.
So do you have a passport?
I do.
You could watch the whole season right now.
I can.
They did that for Poldark, too. It was. That was awesome.
I had. That. I had the passport thing for. It might have been for Victoria last year. And then our little PBS station, you know, like, to cancel it, you actually have to call your PBS station. And we weren't using it. It was just.
Oh, really?
I couldn't do it online. I couldn't email them, and I had to call, but I literally would get, like, a physical voicemail machine. Like, when I'd call and be like. And they never would call back, I was like, yeah, I'm just, you know, trying to cancel our passport for now, and we just don't need it right now. Yeah, never get a call back. And finally I got a letter in the mail that said. Or no, I got a voicemail that said, hi, Mr. Wason, we're calling because your credit card expired and we need to re up your. Nope, not gonna happen. Sorry. Not. I'm probably gonna have to renew it because I really want to see Victoria.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it's pretty good. It's. I don't know. I'm trying to still kind of figure out what the difference is between last year, but, like, she does definitely feel more like a.
Like.
Like a queen than she does sort of like a teenager coming up to Queen. It's. It's kind of. It's so interesting, the parallels between this and the crown. Like, they're both about, like, you know, young queens who come into power a little bit hesitantly and just kind of like the people they're surrounded with. So the evolution has been very similar, I feel like.
Did you guys see Young Victoria, the film?
Yeah.
No, not yet.
Yeah, I think it's on Netflix. Now.
Mm. Yeah, it might be. I'm not sure but I think we have it on dvd.
But yeah, I'm also just got. Yesterday I went to go see the newest Paul Thomas Anderson film, Phantom Thread. Have you guys heard about this?
Oh no, that's on my list.
Yeah. So Paul Thomas Anderson, who did like Punch Drunk Love and There Will Be Blood and a bunch of other bunch, bunch of other movies, did this one about a like high end dressmaker in England in the 50s and it's. Yeah, just really, really good. It's Daniel Day Lewis who's just always an amazing actor who. This is allegedly his last film. We'll see if it actually is his last film. He's announced his retirement from acting. But just a really like quiet kind of slow movie which sometimes I really like in the world of like really awful, like super like Michael Bayish like action movies to me, I really like a slow kind of introspective thing like this. And then also kind of in the same line as a Michael Bay film. I'm reading a Guilty pleasure of mine, which I think I may have talked about before, but I'm not sure. The newest Dan Brown novel. It is such a like trashy read. No, you should totally laugh. It's like very formulaic and he basically writes the same novel over and over and over again with different variables plugged in. But I love reading them. It's. It's kind of in the same line as Tim. Like, it's a good sort of like thing you can read where you don't have to think.
Think too much. So it's. Yeah, we allow ourselves to watch stupid TV shows and that's not. There's nothing wrong with that. But for some reason we feel bad when we read like a less than like uber literary book, you know? I don't know.
Yeah, no, that's true. Yeah. And then I'm writing in my. In like a little Baron fig pocket notebook that's in my wallet with a Baron Fig pen that I believe we will talk more about in a little bit because apparently now this is a Pen Pen podcast. And Johnny, how about you?
Well, at your recommendation, we just finished season two of the Drells and Corfu, which is the most adorable show. I really, really enjoyed it. I wish that I'd caught on later and I had more seasons to watch,
but yeah, there's only like six episodes a season.
Yeah, I was really disappointed in that, but it was so cute. And I've been listening to Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness over and over Again, the last few days, because it reminds me of my cool new tattoo. Two people putting up the connection between my tattoo and the COVID of that album.
I almost mentioned Sublime and I had to look up the. I was like the sublime sun, you know, from that. And I looked it up and it's not the same at all. But that's what. That's the. My first thought went to Sublime. Johnny.
Was that an intentional connection?
No, no, I didn't even think. It's just. I call this tattoo of glory of the 90s just a reference to a late 90s Tori Amos song called Glory of the 80s.
It really needs more yin yang in it, I think.
Yeah, that was a thought. We're like, we don't want it to look too much like a yin yang because we didn't know if we wanted to do color. It's like, well, black and white will literally look like a yin yang, which could be cool, but I'm not going to get that, you know, embedded in my skin. Yeah, but so I just.
That's the glory of the night.
I think I still have somewhere a yin yang earring that, that I had in the 90s to like take that out. I should put that on, see if anybody notices.
Yeah.
And I got a book for Christmas called the Plot Against America by Philip Roth where Charles Lindbergh wins the presidency in 1940 and the country colludes with the Nazis and goes down into something eerily similar to what's going on right now.
Charles Lindbergh just goes, no collusion, no collusion.
So David Simon from the Wire just bought the rights to make it into a TV show like in the last week or two. But I don't think they have a network yet. But that could be really awesome. The person that got it for me thought that was what the man in the High Castle was based on. No, there's a book called the man in the High Castle that that's based on. But I really like Philip Roths. This is a really cool book. I just read about it in the New Yorker a couple weeks ago. It was on my list. So. Yeah, I mean he's. I think he's the master of transitions, like mid chapter transitions, like, whoa, blah, blah, blah. Well, that all changed when he became president. It's enjoyable. Yeah. And so we mentioned this earlier. I'm writing with a Blackwing 211 that is maybe like an inch past Steinbeck stage with a gold $3 cap and a $10 pencil tip on it. So it's like 13 bucks in accessories on a $40 pencil. But it was a $2 pencil when I bought it, so it seems kind of silly, like, you know, rims on a minivan.
Yep.
Oh, yeah. So maybe the episode. Yeah. Should we jump into our fresh points and fight over the one revolving around beer and fig?
Yeah, let's do it. Sure.
You want to go first, Tim?
The first thing I think really wanted to talk about was the article from the New York Times that came out recently, which was titled Inside. Yeah. Have you heard Inside?
Oh, I hadn't heard about this. Nobody shared it with me.
People weren't interested in making sure we knew that was out. But yeah, we had a lot of awesome friends and fans of the podcast share this with us. And, I mean, that's how I found out about it. I mean, I didn't know it existed until started to get shared. And it was really cool to see the New York Times doing a feature about General Pencil Co. It's called inside One of America's Last Pencil Factories. And it's got this article by Sam Anderson, Photographs by a guy named Chris Christopher Payne, who had apparently been going. Correct me if I'm wrong, but hadn't even going to generals for like a year, like, off he'd gone several times taking all these pencils. He'd taken just tons of pictures all around of the different stages of pencil making. And really any picture that you see would make an awesome pencil. Pencil nerd. Computer background. You know, there are so many cool pictures of the making colored pencils. And then seeing the graphite cores in there, like, being stacked and baked to dry out. And there's the extrusions of the graphite that are all winding around like snakes in a big bucket. You get to see that. And it's. Which is very cool. The colored pencils are really something else to see. Just those bright, bright cores with the. Yeah, these edges hanging off. And there's pictures of some of the employees. There's one guy who's been working there for 47 years. Different, you know, different points of the factory. It is just. It is a really cool article. It's a really cool kind of meditation on what makes pencils so great. And before I. I just wanted to read this one little paragraph that a lot of people have shared and, and mentioned and talked about. But right towards the end of the article, Anderson says, in an era of infinite screams. Screams. Well, that's definitely the era we're in is infinite screens. That's accurate. But I'm going to start over in an era of Infinite screens. The humble pencil feels revolutionarily direct. It does exactly what it does when it does it right in front of you. Pencils issue. Digital Jiu jitsu. That's quite a sentence. They are pure analog. Absolute presence. They help to rescue us from oblivion. Think of how many of our finest motions disappear untracked. How many eye blinks and toe twitches and secret glances vanish into nothing. And yet, when you hold a pencil, your quietest little hand dances are mapped exactly from the loops and slashes to the final dot at the very end of a sentence. It's a great little paragraph. So, yeah, this is. What did you guys think about this, this article and this feature? I mean, it's always good to see attention for this kind of stuff for the analog. But what are your thoughts?
Even just from, you know, even if I wasn't super into pencils or super into, like, I didn't have a pencil podcast or whatever. Like the, the images and just like the process behind it reminds me so much of like, like a. How it's made or like a Mr. Rogers neighborhood only done like just shot so beautifully. I think that that big, big picture of just all the thousands and thousands of graphite cores after being dipped in wax is just like gorgeous. All these pictures are just so good. And the high contrast lighting with like that gray, silvery graphite.
I wonder about their gloves pictures, if they actually are that color or if that's just because they're covered in graphite.
Yeah, totally. Yeah. I loved, I love the giant like feral machine.
Oh yeah, that's cool. Oh, there's actually an answer to my, to that his. Their gloves are clear. There's a picture, another picture where their gloves are clear. And so the ones that are solid silver graphite. It's amazing.
Wow. Yeah. Yeah, it's. And, and I, I was, you know, joking earlier, like a lot of people have shared this, but I appreciate that, like I, I love that somebody like thought of us when, when they saw this. But yeah, general pencil, well deserves, you know, this, this kind of recognition. And I don't know if this is something that will like, like give them more sales. I have no idea. But I, I'm glad that like, you know, this is out there
in some ways. Like there are videos out there about how pencils are made and all this, but there's something about this article that's even more.
Yeah.
Engaging and interesting thinking about the process just with these still images that almost. It makes it seem so.
Yeah.
Which it is. I mean, so such an amazing process and when you see it just in still frames, it makes it even more intriguing because it makes you want to fill in the gaps. Right. It makes you want to think about, like, how does it get from there to there? And there's all these. You see the. All that. Yeah. That big machine full of semi hex ferrules. And you're like, that is awesome. I want to see how. Yeah, how that happens. Then you get kind of a. Just a little glimpse and it's like, oh, those ones have erasers, but those ones don't. Like, that is wild that. That machine can do it.
Yeah.
So earlier I was talking about reading some Lee Child novels. I read Never Go Back and the Killing Floor and. And I discovered, because I can't read a book without googling author's name and pencil together on the viewer. If you can.
That's a good idea.
I've never done that. Oh, I do it every. Every book I read. No, I'm.
I'm kidding. I do do it.
Okay. You just said doo doo. But yeah, yeah, I. I do that every time. And then of course, like, also we'll do pen or whatever, you know, like. But always pencils first. And I did that with Lee Child and got a hit immediately and ended up on an article. Well, several different things reference this, but I'm going to link to an article from WH Smith, the stationer's blog. Yeah. And apparently he. Lee Smith came from a different profession. He was working in television for seems like a pretty long time. He was in television for a while and then was laid off by his downsizing network that he was working for. He was some kind of like production organizer. Like, he worked on sets and helped organize like all the different people or something like that. But anyways, he lost his job and was just kind of like wandering through a. At the. The Arndale center in Birmingham, or Birmingham is how they would say, I guess. But he had been thinking about writing, and it was kind of his moment of like, I'm gonna go. You know what? I'm gonna go for it. And he went into a WH Smith and he bought three legal pads, a pencil, and a little pencil sharpener. And he just immediately went to a desk or a table, you know, somewhere nearby and started writing pieces of what would eventually become the Killing Floor, which is the book that I'm reading right now, which was his first novel, his first bestseller, and now he has 22 bestsellers or something insane like that.
Oh, geez.
Yeah. And so he. On this link to this website, you can see the pencil that he picked. They have a picture of it. It's. He has it in a case like on his shelf. It's this little short about, you know, sub Steinbeck stage. Little yellow capped pencil that says shorthand on the side of it that he had used to write, you know, a good portion of that, the first few chapters or something that he put on those legal pads and eventually graduated onto typewriters and then computers, you know, as time went by. That was in 1994. But it's cool to find the writer that you're interested in had a real kind of pencil origin story. So that's worth checking out and looking into it. I always love seeing pictures of the pencils that somebody actually used, you know, which is just very cool. So, yeah, I don't. I can't really tell what the brand is. I tried to look it up. It might just be a WH Smith brand pencil, like branded pencil. But it looks like a nice one. It kind of. It reminds me of a. Of a Derwent or, you know, some kind of general English pencil. English pencil company or like a Faber Castell kind of thing. It's just this kind of school bus, yellow with a white band around the end of it. So. Yeah, I just thought that was cool. Yeah, it was definitely worth sharing. And the next point I wanted to share, which I know all of us have been excited to talk about, is the new release from Baron. Figures.
Yeah.
Which that's what I was expecting to hear the first time we recorded this section. And I heard nothing. I was like, you're like, come on, guys, come on, get excited. Yeah, we had a full. Tell everybody what happened. We had a little hiccup. And so I talked for, I don't know, three or four minutes uninterrupted.
Nice to know we can rely on you if we need to.
Went through that whole Lee Child story and then like talked about the Baron fig thing for like two minutes or something. But,
like, dudes.
Yeah. So they came out with new Confidant and Squire release that they called the lock and Key. And they can go hand in hand. And the confidant is a forest green, beautiful forest green confidant with dot grid pages. And the box that comes in is forest green with gold.
I thought that Mike Hagen was going to pee his pants.
Yeah, he really loves green. Yeah.
He didn't send you that text. He did.
Yeah. And it is a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful notebook. If it was just. If the release was just the notebook, I would have been. This would have Been my favorite confidant I've ever had, I think. And it's. And that says a lot for me because it's dot grid, and I'm not a dot grid fan. But I just love this thing, the gold maze on the inside. And then it has these symbols that you can decipher using the case of the squire. They came out with, which was the first brass squire, which has a little key emblem on the side of it. So you've got the lock, which is the notebook, and the key, which is the pen, which was perfect. And I. It worked out really nicely with closing on the house that I. I was all pumped up, and I took the pen to the closing because we already lived in the house that we're buying. We've been here for a year and a half. So it was kind of an anti climax, you know, when you're.
Congratulations. You get to stay here.
Congratulations. We're gonna go back home. But. So I was like, you know what? I'm gonna take this pen. It is called the key. This is perfect. It's like the key to the house,
you know, and I can hand yourself the keys to the house.
And then I walked in and, like, he handed me the first thing to sign of, like, the 45 things that we had to sign. I, you know, he had put pens out for us. And I clicked it, you know, twisted it open. It was almost like Jimmy Fallon doing the thank you notes. Like, my hand was like, coming down to right? And he went, wait, he. Is that blue ink? And I was like, no, he's like, it has to be blue ink. I was like, what?
Blue ink?
It has to be blue ink.
It had to be blue ink. There was, like, their policy because everything's in black and they scan everything and they need to have a different color ink to verify that it was, like, real or something. So I had to use this crappy, you know, pen with their name on the side of it. So that was a bummer. Yeah, I had it there. It was there. It was on the table the whole time. So I had that to be happy about. Yeah. But what are you. Yeah, what are your thoughts? Let's. Let's talk about the. The lock and key a little bit.
Omg.
Yeah.
So I don't have a Squire. And this was the one that made me pull the trigger in wanting a squire because it's so damn pretty.
Yeah, it's.
It's so heavy. It was. So the.
The.
The other aluminum squires are less than an ounce, like, just a little bit less than an ounce in weight. And this one is like 1.7 ounces. So it's like quite a bit. It's a little more than like, twice the weight. And you can definitely tell, but, like, not in a bad way because it's so well balanced, I think.
Yeah. Oh, absolutely. I totally agree. They're heavier. And I actually, my feelings are that the Squire, the original Squire, because of the inverted shape, you know, the bigger parts at the base by the. By the point, and then it gets smaller as it goes up, that the. The weight of it kind of messes with me a little bit. And I don't. I don't. I kind of have to press down, which I just don't like to do in general because I have a really light touch when I'm, you know, I'm writing. So I would. I used it and I used it a lot, you know, but there's just something that could have been a little better. And getting this one, I realized that that was the answer. Like the brass one I love because it holds itself down. All I ever. All I really have to do is hold on to it. And I got. I guess just having used fountain pens for many years, I've got just kind of a lighter hold because you don't have to push down and hold them real tight. You don't need the death grip. So I can just kind of hold onto it and let it sit on the paper and I don't have to push down. And you can just let it glide with that really nice Schmidt refill they use. And so I think the. I think at this point, I think the brass one is. And for me is superior to the. The aluminum one. I love this thing.
I.
And my. My only. You know, like, my main criticism with the Squire, and I don't think I'm alone in this is just that it's. It's really hard to get used to something that doesn't have a clip. Yeah. That you can't put in a breast pocket. I know the idea and I get it, and I appreciate the idea of just being able to toss it in your pocket, but I don't like doing that. Yeah. So I just don't. I don't. And I've lost. I lost my Squire. I had bought a Squire sometimes, like an aluminum one, and. And I'd been put in my pocket, you know, and just at some point it just fell out and I lost it in Ashville somewhere. And that was a big time bummer. And I just don't like. Yeah. Just like, keeping in the pocket. And I also don't like that. I don't know if my pants are just more linty than most people's.
I've always thought your pants were a bit too linty.
Yeah, my cheapo teacher pants are just, like, too linty that I'll pull the pants or, like, I'll pull this out of my pocket and I'll, you know, twist it and then, like, the end of the pen will just have, like, lint on it and then I'll have to, like, clean it off and I'll have it on my hand.
But I told you not to put. Just pick up dog fur and put it in your pocket. Like, that's just not.
Well, that I can't help because it's, like, in the air at our house because our dog sheds so much. Rosie. But. But I love. I love the brass key. This thing is super, super cool. And I. I've been keeping it in my Dudek block on my desk at school and using it all the time.
And yeah, I've been trying to, like. I like everything about it except for that smell, that brass smell that comes off on your hand when you're done with it.
Oh, I love that you like that smell.
I. I kind of like it too.
Sweet. It's a sweet lead.
So metallic and it's. Yeah, it's. I think Mike Hagen said on Leadfast, like, he wasn't a fan of the. Of this, the Squire, but I like it. It's just. Yeah, I just feel like I need to wash my hands a little bit when I'm done, like, really holding on to it. Yeah. So, yeah, the. The smell is. Is. I'm not a big fan of it, but I really like the pen. I like that a lot. And I think I'm trying to decide, you know, I go through confidants pretty slowly and I'm about to finish up my current one. I can't decide if I want to hop into the Pink metamorphosis or if I want to hop into the. The lock. The. The green lock. What do you guys think?
Well, the lock is a. It's more wintry. The metamorphosis is nice. And, you know, spring Easter egg.
Yeah.
Pink.
That's true.
Andy lives in a land without seasons. Yeah, it's just paradise.
Eternal spring here.
Eternal.
I'm sitting here thinking about, like, you know, shorts sometimes coats one time.
Yeah.
Like in movies we have seasons. Kind of. Kind of.
Yeah.
We had a snow day last week and now I'm wearing shorts, so. Nice.
Cool.
So, yeah, that's, so I was.
No, you go ahead, Johnny.
So I was reading or finishing up the fourth Harry Potter book, which is green and gold and has a maze at the end. When they sent out the email, it's like, this is a sign I'm getting a bed. So this. So, you know, I mean, folks might know this as reviewers, we sort of know what they look like before they come out. And this was the first time I was like, really biting my tongue, like, oh, I really want to talk about this one.
Yeah.
And yeah, I got to meet with some folks from Baron Fig last week and I almost thought about putting a sharp pencil to their necks and like, take me to your studio and give me more.
Give it to me, give it to me.
But there were two of them and one of me and I didn't know where I was going, so that wouldn't have worked.
Yeah, I was, I was the same way. I was dying to talk about this. And like, I actually posted a picture like a day early, but I, it was just like a placket, like a pocket shot, like my pocket of my shirt. And if you look at it on Instagram, you can see the, just the butt end of the, the key kind of sticking out of the little. But the shirt actually has a pen slot in it.
Oh, I see it.
If you look at it. Yeah, you can see it just kind of peeking out there a little bit. I posted, I was like, oh, wait, that's all right. Nobody will know what that is with
your pal HB Hackwing.
Yep.
Oh, yeah, there she is.
All her glory.
Yeah. So, yeah, this is. Oh man. I, I, I can't decide if this is my favorite Squire or if the experiment is my favorite Squire. But I like them both a lot. And coincidentally, they're the only two squires I have. But it's definitely like in my top three favorite confidants for sure. Like, I think my favorite is the Three Legged Juggler. And yeah, this might be right after that. I don't even know these. I do like the askew a whole lot, even though I don't really use it.
Yeah, yeah, this one was blank on the inside. Then I would have probably bought like six. Yeah, just, I would have just stocked up and I still might get an extra one of these because these are really awesome. But if you're listening to this and you don't have one, I would jump on it quick because this is, I think, probably the most popular set they've had so far.
Somebody, the Baron, the Baron Fig fanatics group bought like a box of them.
What?
Like, seriously, if you go there, somebody posted a box of locks and it was just like a huge. Just a big old box of them. I have no idea who.
That was insane. Yeah, that's insane.
Locks in a box,
locks on box. Box on locks and locks.
You read some lyrics about this.
Hop on, Pop.
Locks on blocks, fox and socks.
Yeah. So this pen is so cool. I really wish I'd gotten the. The insightful specter. I was like, I'm not gonna use that pen. But this is actually a really sweet pen.
I like it.
Yeah, it's very unfountain.
Penny, this is your first squire, right?
Yeah.
Yeah. I love that.
It's not as.
Go on. I'm sorry.
Okay. It's not as big as I thought it would be. Yeah, I mean that in a good way. I thought it was gonna be like a giant rod of metal. Like, I'm not riding with that.
It's a little bit.
Those are really low profile.
Yeah. It's a little bit past the Steinbeck stage. Like, like, like longer than the Steinbeck. Steinbeck stage. But it's so well balanced. Like it, it tapers in, but I think it still feels really good.
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Huge, huge fan of this one. So I'll be using this. And that's. It's always so cool to get something like this and have to say, like a huge thank you to Baron Fig for. Yeah, for sharing and sending us these. I mean, it was. I was super excited to talk about it and share it because I think people really should jump on this and take advantage of it. And I also, selfishly, I'm just excited to be using this pen for the next like five, 50 years. You know, I mean, it's gonna. It's one of those things. It's like, it's not going anywhere. As long as I don't lose it. It's. It's gonna last forever. It's gonna outlast all of us.
Adam and Joey are gonna be 90 years old and, you know.
Yeah. Guys, just put yourself out of business with this pen. Never going anywhere.
Never need another pen.
Yeah. Yeah. But super big kudos and well done to Baron Fig on this. This. This. Nope. This confidant and squire combo, they crushed
it,
but that's all I've got. So, Andy, what about you?
Oh, man. The only fresh point I really had to share was I went to a really cool event last week here in San Francisco. It was a meetup at Mule Design, which is A Mule. Mule Design is like a web developer design firm in town. Mike Montero, who runs it, is a pretty, like, pretty well known, like, Twitter character and just, like, person on the Internet in my industry. And they have a little art gallery. They have little events there. And there was a conference in town, and two of the people from Scoutbooks attended the conference, and they, the next day held a drink and draw at Mule Gallery. Do you guys know what a drink and draw is?
No idea.
It's exactly the first part. Yeah, it's really just exactly what it sounds like. You just, like, people get together and drink and draw. So they had, like, some snacks and they had wine and booze.
Oh, so it's not like a drawing. It's like they are. You're drawing pictures.
It's an event where you come together and just draw stuff and. Okay, yeah, they. The way that they did it is they had a little part at the beginning where they like, a little promotional part for Scout books, and they just, like, talked about Scout Books. And so I have to come clean a little bit. I have never really cared for Scout books that much because I. I thought that they were, you know, because you can order them in, like, very small minimums and, like, everybody gets a Scout book. I figured they were just some big, like, faceless corporation or something. I was. I just wasn't sure. But after meeting two of the people who work there, I found out, you know, there's 17 people who work there. They showed, like, all of their faces. They, like, showed the machinery that they run them off on. And I just feel a lot better about the organization. Like, it's just. It's small and grassroots and people there are really cool. And I found out that if you're an employee of Scoutbooks, you get one custom run of notebooks a year for free, which is really cool.
Oh, that's awesome.
I'm trying to decide, like, I want to go work at Scoutbooks so I can get, like, custom, custom Scoutbooks made. But they showed some really cool examples of what they'd done, and they gave us a bunch of samples. I gave Chloe, who works there, I gave her a plumbago, and she gave me a Scout Books lapel pin, which is really fun.
Oh, that's awesome.
Cool.
Some limited edition stuff. And so then they had this just little event where they had a bunch of drawing props and they would pick it out of a bowl and you would draw it. So one of them was like,
oh,
like, draw your favorite Jeff Goldblum movie or something. Or draw Jeff Goldblum from something or. Yeah, like draw your favorite song. Like what does that look like? And so people would draw and one time somebody was drawing, accidentally drew two of them. And Mike Montero who was leading, he just goes, you know what we're gonna do both of them at the same time. So he held them out and one of them was the future of transportation and the other one was your favorite beverage.
So
it's getting drunk in a self driving car, which is everyone's dream.
That's the American dream.
I think I drove, I think I drew a monorail sponsored by my favorite coffee shop or something. Some of them, some of them have had a hyperloop to Napa Valley, which was fun. So yeah, it was just a really fun event and there were just really interesting people there. I met up with Micah Thomas, who's in our group. She and her husband Tom were there. So they live up in Santa Rosa up north. So they came down for it. And actually somebody, somebody sitting behind me recognized me from my Instagram. She followed me on Instagram. She was trying to herself start a notebook company like some time ago. So she started following all the like stationary podcasts and that was weird just to be kind of like randomly, randomly recognized.
Yeah.
Yeah. So, yep, super good event. Scout Books is really cool. I, I feel like it'd be really fun to do a like outsource a plumbago issue to them at some point if I just like. Yeah, because, because they do that. But I have to think about that.
Their large format books are really good dimensions.
Yeah, they're really good. I found out those dimensions and I wonder if this is true for Baron Fig too. But I, I asked the, during the Q and A as the Scott book people, I was like, you know, your notebooks are a little bit shorter and a little bit wider than say field notes. And is there a particular reason for that? She goes, actually there is. It's because the big pieces of paper they get like the raw paper stock they get. You waste less when you cut these down to size. So field notes, for example, is probably wasting more paper. They maybe less like, I don't know if this is what it is, but let's say they only get two spreads out of each big sheet of paper. If they cut it down to this size, Scoutbooks gets three, for example. So they, it's more economical and they waste less, which is admirable, I think.
I like those dimensions.
They're handy.
Yeah. And I wonder if literally.
Yeah.
And it's the same dimension as The Baron Fig notebooks. So like the Little Apprentices or Pocket Vanguards, I guess so I wonder if it's a similar situation. So, yeah, that is. That is it for me. Scott Books meet up in San Francisco. If one ever comes to your area, you should totally go to it. How about you, Johnny?
Nice. Excellent. So I also have one fresh point, which is about a meet up on the east coasts. The good coast. Sorry.
Boom.
So, yeah, I was in New York last week, so I got to have coffee with Aaron and Adam from Bear and Fig, which was super fun. And I mentioned to them, like, being in New York, I can order a macchiato. And I. That's a macchiato around here. It's like the Starbucks macchiato. I'm like, why is this in a big cup? This is supposed to be in like a shot glass size. But, you know, that made me happy. It was a nice little coffee shop. So they ask folks what they're doing right, what they're doing wrong, and what you would like in the future. And I think I forgot to say the third part. So if they're listening. More apprentices. They used to have. Yeah, there's really cool limited edition Apprentices all the time. Those are really cool little books. I think I had like all of those.
Yeah, they do.
Last one was the Explorer one.
Yeah, they do the big size Vanguards. Like not the big size, but the flagship size. They do those limited editions often. But they. They don't do the pocket ones.
Yeah, those are so cool. The Seer was gorgeous. Little set of notebooks and the. Was it Path River Grass. I think I have one of those stashed away. I didn't write in yet. Yeah, those were cool. And also more pencils, of course, because I like their pencils a lot. I got to check out the new location of the pencil store, which is awesome and like unnervingly large. So if you compare it, you. Yeah, if you meet up with folks like you're pretty much taking up the entire store and being a pain in the butt.
Stressed out by how unclaustrophobic it was.
It was. They kept the same shelves with the glasses of pencils. So I didn't see where they were for a while. Oh, there are the pencils. Because they have, you know, they're spread out a little more now. They have more shelves and table space and stuff.
I am and very sad that I never made it to the.
To the old one.
Yeah, yeah, very sad. Well, you'll have to. You'll have to come up to go to this one. We'll have our meet up there.
That's where Jane and I are planning our. This is a long way off.
But our.
Our 10th anniversary, which is. It's like a year and a half away. Well, no, two years away, but we're. We're planning to do a, like, several day trip to New York City.
Yeah.
There for that. And so.
Okay, pencil in, coffee. Time to meet up with me and Andy.
Yes.
We're just gonna crash your anniversary. Is that cool?
Yeah. Speaking, please.
Yeah, Andy, who has a much longer trip.
Yeah, you take us to a show. Enjoy it. I'm gonna go talk about pencils with Johnny and Andy and Harry Marks and.
Happy anniversary. Love you.
Okay, love you. Bye.
Did you. Did you go check out the sticker section, Johnny?
Yes. So I forgot about the sticker store. We were chatting with Chris and Jessica and Tiffany and Daniel, who I don't think is in our Facebook group, but who listens to the podcast. And I forgot to go check out the sticker store. So I can only go in there for like a minute because I was gonna buy too much stuff, but there were a lot of cool stickers there, and my kids like stickers, so I had to be super quick in there. And then I was late for an appointment, so I sort of rushed out of the store, which is disappointing. But they have new bags that are plastic and have a really cool drawing of the store, so it's very meta. You can stand outside the store with a picture of the store. Yeah, I remember the first time I went there, I didn't buy enough stuff, which is kind of a stupid thing to say if you have a lot of pencils.
I didn't buy enough pencils this time.
I bought, like, a lot of stuff when I came home. I think four pencils were for me. They're all for other people. Yeah, like, oh, I should have shopped a little longer. But there was. There was good company, so, you know, I can shop online. That's fine. So, yeah, nice. So we have to all go to New York one day together and find some hole in the wall bar the Lower east side and Tim's anniversary the afternoon they get tattoos. So we have to go in the winter because all of the disgusting body fluids that are all over the sidewalk on the Lower east side are frozen. They're just frozen like they were last week.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sounds romantic. Yeah.
So, yeah, being. Being from Baltimore, sometimes walking around the Lower east side and like, wow, this place is gross. I'm from Baltimore.
That's the thing about San Francisco is it hardly rains and it's never freezing. So all of the body fluids here just sits and sits and sits. So that's fun.
Oh, that's really gross.
Never evaporates.
Nope, never evaporates.
But yeah, it's a great place. You should come visit.
It just flows downhill. I'm sorry. That's disgusting.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm so sorry. Oh, man.
All right, should we talk about.
All right, you want to get into our main topic of point protection?
Let's do it. Yeah, I'm excited about this one.
I'm sorry, I wasn't interrupting you. I'm just clearing my throat.
Whatever, Johnny.
So, yeah, well, come to New York and we'll roll, roll up. So there are a lot of ways to cap your pencil, if you follow David Rees, although he's sort of falling off our radar. He would use a piece of rubber tubing that I think he used for plumbing. He would cut it off and stick that on there. Our friend Matthias, who makes the blog Blystiff, had an article where he would wrap a piece of paper around it and tape it, bend the paper over and tape that, which actually makes a perfect point protector. But you can also get plastic pencil and what we'll call here multi purpose pencil caps where, you know, sort of like the Faber Castell perfect pencil where there's a sharpener. So we're gonna go down and check out plastic, metal quickly and best multifunction caps. And then maybe talk a little bit about other ways you can cap a pencil. Even though we just talked about a couple. And I guess this raises the question of what a bullet pencil counts as. Is that a cap or an extender?
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, I didn't even think of that until after we made the agenda.
So it's a floor wax. It's a dessert topic.
We can talk about that. Yeah, we can talk about that.
It's a dessert pencil. Is that what she said?
So sorry.
Plastic pencil nonsense.
You know, they're simple or not so simple like the general's save a point. And then you can get the really cool stat ones from like Kinokuniya, where they come in all the colors and they have a little sticker you can put your name tag on. So, Tim, I see you have a really cool one here. What's your favorite plastic pencil cap?
My favorite is the Tombow. And I'm just gonna say Ippo Tombo. Ippo, which I. I've had for a long time. I think it was actually the first pencil caps I ever ordered and I got them from Jetpens and they're really cheap. There's $1.90 and you get a pack of four and they're kind of squared. I'm going to describe them. They're squarish shaped with rounded corners and on the, the inside is kind of tapered and you can see it because they're translucent. You can see through and it gets smaller as you go up and there's a great fit like pretty much any standard size pencil. But the really cool feature of them is that they lock together. They got like. Each one has a little tab and then a slot on the side of it. And so you can lock them together and if you do it right you can lock all four together kind of in a square. So you just have a block with four pencils sticking out of the bottom, which I, I really like that feature. And so I, I use these all the time. I mean I use a lot of different kinds that I've gotten over the years from. But this one, I, I've, I've been very careful to hold on to the original. I think I got like eight of these the first time I ordered. It's $1.90 for four. So it's, it's not. I mean it's nothing. You get it from Jetpens. Very cool. I love these things. So I use these all the time. These are my by far my favorite plastic one. And then maybe a close second is going to be the one that, you know, Johnny, you're going to, you're going to talk about. But these are very cool.
So I've never really found a plastic one that I like that much. And I feel like it's because most of them are like, are too short for like a long point, like a, like a masterpiece or a classroom friendly point, which are generally the points that I make.
The Tombow ones definitely are. So you should try those out.
Okay, I'll give those a try. I have before purchased a three pack of the Sonic Kamachikata M O C H I K A T A C Made by the same with the grip. Yeah, it's made by the same company that makes the Sonic Ratchetta Sharpeners, which. It's a short point sharpener. But it's, it's great because it's like a ratchet. You can just like turn it and it sharpens. You can just go back and forth, back and forth to sharpen it. But yeah, these are sort of like part grip, part point and I don't really use Grips on my pencils. But I think these are just. I think they're cool just the way they operate, and they are pretty. Pretty long point as well. Also in Jetpens, I feel like Jetpens is, like, one of the best sources for pencil caps. CW Pencils has kind of a surprisingly sparse pencil cap selection.
It's like they're all good options. Like, you just tell. They're like. And almost there's kind of holding back on some of the stuff, especially some of the plastic ones. They have the really kind of hip metal ones and stuff that they're really cool. But.
Yeah, but Jetpens has, like, a big selection of caps, which is nice. So I guess I. Yeah, I guess if I had to pick a favorite plastic cap, it would be that Machicata, but still. Yeah, they're not my favorite. Johnny, tell us about yours.
So there's some really cool ones from Stat that I found at Kinokoniya. They come in, you know, a pack of 12 and a lot of colors that'll hold a long point pretty well, so.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about those.
Some of them have a glitter in them. Like, can't go wrong.
Yeah.
Long point and there's glitter.
Oh, yeah, I've got a bunch.
Those are cool.
Got a bunch of. Yeah, we. We had some of those sent to us, or. Who was it that sent those? I got those sent from somebody.
I think those are from Luke. Like, a long time Luke.
Oh, yeah, Luke. Yeah. I thought Dr. Hans had sent some, too, but maybe those are the metal ones. He said he sent the metal ones, but.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So my. My favorite plastic point protector is the Generals Save a Point. They're, you know, they're really small. They're durable. Well, the new ones are durable. The cloudy plastic ones. And they. They have a really big choking hazard hole, so you can stick a long point through them if you have to. And, like, the General Cedar Point has an extra E, and they took the E off of the word save and save a point. And this amuses me to no end. You know, somebody at the company, like, makes jokes about that. Like, check this out. The missing E, Like a prize. Or whoever gets it recycled it.
Yeah, it's. They're just thrifty. Yeah.
Like, it makes me so happy. But I feel like they've gotten harder to get and a lot more expensive. They're only half as many in a pack these days, which stinks.
Yeah, they did get more expensive. The Michaels here used to sell them, and I bought them there once, and then I Had lost a couple and broken a couple and went to buy some and the price had like doubled. And I remember being kind of like, really? These. Like this. It's like maybe the cheapest item on the planet to make. How did the price go up on these? It's a tiny, tiny bit of plastic.
I have ones that are very clear, very clear with gold glitter embedded in them. And then the latest ones are sort of like a cloudy plastic. They seem to last a lot longer, but they're like the best super cheap pencil cap ever.
And I do think if you're not using like a huge, like a crazy long point, those things will stay on no matter what you do. They never fall off. So I agree with you on that because the. Some of the bigger caps will kind of get jostled and fall loose. But those things, they're like seamless. Yeah.
So you want to go on to. Speaking of durability. Metal caps.
Yeah.
You want to go first, Tim?
Sure. And I'm deferring blackwing caps to you because you had mentioned those on there. I love the blackwing caps, but outside of.
Thank you.
Outside of that, I do like the Katsua, how I'll pronounce it, Katsua caps, which are the pointed ones with the slit along the side that kind of like adjusts. And they're, they're the long ones. So they allow for, you know, any size point that you got on their Japanese pencil cap. I've seen them. They are, they come in, I know on CW pencils you can get them in all silk, silver, which are really sharp looking. And they've also got colored ones that come in a six pack.
I love the colored ones.
Really? Yeah. I mean, I just, I'm partial to the silver ones myself, but they're really great points. They work on just about anything. And then if you've got. Because they have the slit in the side that if you got a little bit of a wider pencil, you can kind of stretch it out to fit a bigger pencil or if you've got a smaller pencil equally, you can kind of pinch it and it'll. It'll fit to that as well. And I've even had, I'm trying to think of. Oh, I've used it on a. Just a right dude's HB pencil. And those are a little skinnier than an average pencil, I feel like. And so when you. And you can put those down and you can even if you need to sort of cross the sections like on the either side of the slit and kind of overlap them a little bit to really squeeze it tight and it'll fit on just about anything. So those are, those are my, probably my favorite. And I think even with the black wing. I mean I love the black wing ones, but considering the price and that there's something about these Katsuo ones that I just really love because they're inexpensive and they last forever. I mean they will last literally forever as long as you don't lose them. Yeah.
And that's the thing. I lose them so much just because they're inexpensive and it is. Sometimes they do like lose like tension and fall off. But I, I like them too. And I. I definitely hoard them because I lose them. And so I have like, I probably have like six packs of them.
Yeah, I need a refill.
I'll tell you. I'll tell you. The, the dark blue metallic one, there's a couple different shades of blue. Looks amazing with a blue golden bear or. Or with a blue palomino.
Hb.
I love matching pencil caps with feral colors.
Yeah.
My favorite thing to do.
Yeah. Gosh. So I. I think I bought. I can't remember which one of Gary's stores closed. I don't know if it was note Geist or paper nary. I don't really remember the difference. I. I bought just his remaining stock of those. He had them on clearance and yeah, they were, they were really good.
He.
Yeah, he sent me like, like four different packs of them.
So.
Yeah. Kutsua. Kutsua.
Yeah.
I'm not sure what it is. Kutsua. Yeah. So I would.
I'm gonna pretend like. I'm gonna mansplain. Pretend like I know exactly how it's. It's Kutsua Andy.
That's what it is. So I think right now. Yeah. CW pencils and JetPens both have just the silver. But occasionally and sometimes even at like Daiso, you can find, you can find the multi colored ones.
CW pencils has the multicolored ones.
Oh, do they? Okay.
It's a six pack. It's. It's got. It comes with silver and then like gold and green. Dark blue, light blue and red.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, I like that. The green one. I have one of those. And that thing looks amazing on a forest choice. Yeah.
Cool.
Yeah. Love them.
So Johnny, in, in other news, metal pencil caps that cost about 40 times as much.
So I'm going with the black wing. Metal, metal caps. You know, they're expensive, they're over designed. They're gorgeous, like black wings. And they work really well, and the fact that they have gold, matte silver, and matte black tickles me.
Well, the.
I can match my black wings and
this, by the way.
Sorry, the second version.
Yeah, that's just gonna say that perfectly.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. The first version was a useless piece of crap, but, well, we got them for the cost of shipping if we were subscribers. So I was like, well, it's a $50 piece of crap. Whatever.
Yeah.
But the new ones, they're for folks that don't already know they're $10 a piece of. Or for the great deal of $20, you can buy one of each color, which should be 30 bucks. But the only thing I don't get is that the silver is like grayish silver instead of chromed. That would match their silver ferrules when they do silver ferrules. But that's okay. But I appreciate that when they didn't work, they redesigned them and came out with new ones that work really, really well, especially on black wings. They're like, perfect fit and they look really good. But I'm waiting for an expensive black wing clip that'll be, like, really expensive and beautiful and totally useful. And I'll totally buy, like, every color they come in. So, you know, if you guys were on the fence about making black wing clips. Do it, do it, do it. Yeah.
It only costs $60,
and for 100 bucks, you get all three colors. But. So for the next section, multi function cap. There are, like a lot of different things that fit in here. There are caps that have sharpeners built in. Stylus, an eraser. Probably a goldfish. Like platform shoes somewhere. I've never found them, and I really want one. Or Japanese fighting fish, like in a pencil cap. How cool would that be? This Kickstarter, this. So I guess we could just go nuts. Just pick what you know. You don't have to pick your first. Your favorite one with a sharpener.
Just.
What's your favorite multifunction pencil cap or caps.
Yeah, I would.
Big, big category.
I would. I mean, I think. Well, no, I won't. I won't steal Tim's. Tim's thunder here because.
Go for it.
Are you sure?
Do it.
Take my thunder. It's all yours.
I have encountered. I've encountered a couple different ones. I don't know the brands, and it looks like. It looks like you do, Tim, A stylus, like a smartphone conductive stylus on tip of your. Of your cap.
Yes.
I'm not familiar with the smart spot. That's what you had written down.
That was the one I've seen other ones, like random places, but that was the one that CW pencils cells, which. I haven't used that specific one, but it looks amazing.
Yeah, yeah, I've seen a few others just like, in a. Like in stores, just in, like, random things that people have sent to me and. Yeah, that's. That's kind of useful. I generally, you know, don't use any sort of stylus with my idevices, but I feel like if I did, that would be. Yeah, a really. A really good way to do it.
Yeah, I think that's a really cool idea. And I think. And I. Well, this will. I want to talk about this later, but I guess we could just talk about it now because it's on top of my mind. But why aren't pencil caps as normal as pen caps? Like, there's absolutely no reason why. Why they aren't as common. Yeah, they're just as useful. They're just as necessary.
Well, and I think part of it is pencils just don't never, never seem like, quite as mobile as. As pen do. Like, you know, it's something that usually, like, goes on your desk and maybe because it changes size, it's like, hard to, like, really, you know, nail it down to be like a thing you can travel with, but.
So this is like what boring, stupid people think is what you're saying?
Yes, yes. That's not. That's what the normies think. Pencil normies. Yeah, I'm just spitballing there. Yeah, I don't know either. But I would love a. Just a better pencil with a pocket clip, like a bit click or something.
Oh, sure. Yeah. It seems like something that if a staples would just put out a display of like, inexpensive, practical pencil caps that people would pick up on. I could see my students, like, getting into that being, like, it's not something that's become a trend. Like stupid erasers become a trend. Right. Or like pencils that are made out of, like, weird colors and materials and like that like, kids will, like, get into. Because it's different.
Like an old man.
Weird materials. I like those stupid. I mean, I just don't like those Bic. What are they called? Like, Ultra Fun or like, Fun Times Pencils?
Extra Fun.
Extra fun pencils.
Like kids like.
Yeah, but they suck.
We're gonna fight.
And they just like. Yeah, anyways. But I feel like pencil caps could take off. Like, that could become a thing like, where kids would get, like, crazy pencil caps.
Well, Johnny, I don't think that kids like them because they perform very well. They like them because they look super cool, which I think they do look super cool. But like they're just like Charlotte likes
them because they, they last a long time and there she likes Charlotte. Her tastes run the gamut. She really likes run the gamber.
I was just thinking that
the Gamber Gambit is a family thing. I'll explain it to you guys. All new husbands and wives in the family have to rent it.
I have to say. Like my pick for the. And this is like a loose definition of multifunction. But when I first saw that category that we had come up with, the first thing actually came to my mind was recycled caps. Like getting caps from different things. And for me that's. I've always, as long as I've been into pencils, have been playing around with different pen caps that fit pencils, you know, that I can interchange. And my favorite combination that I've come across that I've, I've used for years is, you know, the sharpie makes like several different pens. Not the markers, but the pens and the ones that are just a uniform kind of streamlined shape and have flat ends on it. Not the ones that are shaped like a capsule.
Yeah.
You know, I'm talking about.
Yep.
That cap for that pen fits perfectly on a laddie. Really a, A Ticonderoga lady. And so I've been doing that for years.
That's good to know.
I've. I like a really old Instagram post that of doing that. But it's a perfect fit and you can clip it in your pocket. And I love, I love doing that. So I like playing around with that kind of stuff. And I think the other one is with the right notepads, jumbo pencil. And I guess it. With any jumbo pencil it fits, you can use. It wasn't a Sharpie cap, but it might have been the others like the capsule shaped Sharpie pen or something like that. But just. I just encourage you like play around with that. Like if you. Even before you order caps is if you got some pens sticking around that especially a little bit slightly larger pens like the ladder things that have a thick lacquer on them that pen caps often do a. Do the trick. Yeah. And it's just kind of fun to play with.
Huh.
Have you guys seen. We didn't talk about them, but have you ever used one of those like little leather pen caps? Pencil caps?
I don't know what that is.
I have to find a picture of them. But they're just like two little point Point shaped pieces of leather that have been sewn together on the ends and they. They bend slightly to go over the pencil tip and that just kind of keeps them on. They. They look really nice.
What?
I'm gonna Google that, right?
I want to see one I'm reading. So I think it was the last episode where I talked about how I hate fantasy, but I'm reading fantasy, so I'm still reading that book, the Name of the Wind. Yeah. And there's a. The. It's a cool premise, is that the story is told by this character called the Chronicler, but he's retelling the story that was told by the protagonist. So the protagonist told him the story and then the premise is that he is this writer who then like reworked that story and turned it into like a pretty final product. But when you were describing that, I was picturing it in the Chronicler's like satchel on the side of his donkey. It's like I was like, well, that sounds super cool.
Yeah. So I just posted a link. This is the one that's at Pencils jp, which is like that site that's like semi sketchy to order from.
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's exactly that. That would. Yeah, that's totally.
And I've seen them elsewhere too, but I can't remember where.
Gosh, those were cool. Yeah. Thousand yen. What a ripoff.
Would they. Would they work to protect your point?
I would think so.
I think it would just still snap. Unless it's.
It seems like it would probably snap pencils now and then, but for a shorter point it would probably work great. Like. Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, those are cool. That's $9 in US money. So it's slightly less than a Blackwing tip.
Also worth pointing out that those would be super duper, duper easy to make.
That's true. That is true.
Like if you just get like one sheet of like one little sheet of leather or imitation leather or whatever and you could make like 15.
A really thick needle and Yeah. A really strong sewing machine.
Yeah, you'd be. Or just even like you do it by hand probably. But yeah, look a little janky. But you could do that for. Yeah, nothing.
You could. You could have an Etsy store called Janky Caps.
Yeah. Janky Caps.
There you go.
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Oh, if there's janky caps, that would be the best.
Janky dot caps.
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Oh my God.
Then you save yourself a thousand yen, man.
Yeah, you're in good shape.
Yeah.
So is the David Rees trick with the tubing. Is that the one where he like uses a heat gun to sort of like shrink it a little bit to make it just custom fit around it?
I think he just cuts it.
Okay.
That there's just some kind of plumbing tubing that he figured out fits on a pencil.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's something out there that like is heat sensitive and it shrinks around heat and people will like put that tube on there and then like use a heat gun and shrink it and then they have it like a custom fit point protector that they can put on and off.
That's genius.
What's Matthias's paper? Oh, you already talked about that, didn't you? Matthias's paper trick.
Yeah, I put a link in the show.
Yeah.
So we didn't talk about like the perfect pencil style situation.
I. I will be.
Situations could work for that.
I will be sheepish and say that I've never really used one of those pencils. I think, I think I have one that maybe you or somebody sent me, but I just don't. It's just so bulky on the end of it. Like, I don't. I don't want a cap that's so bulky like that.
Like the green plastic one. The Faber Castell 9001 is not that bulky.
Yeah, yeah.
Some of me. I know what you mean. Like the, the platinum coated one that weighs like 16 pounds.
Yeah.
Just the balance. Balance is weird.
Pretty hard.
It's no more bulky than like an average pen. Kind of like a thing like the. The Uniball air or something. It's not really that much bigger than just like having that in your pocket.
Yeah.
I mean, so there's one that never got a lot of attention from Staedtler called the pencil. Because I don't know why it didn't get attention. So the cap is a clip, a sharpener, an extender, and it has an eraser in it. And the pencils that it comes with have a stylus on the end, so it's like you're covered no matter what. Yeah, but they're. They are unfinished black Wopex pencils, basically. So that's why they're darker. They write a lot darker. More darkly. But if usually you. You have to pull the sharpener out and with this one, like the whole thing is a sharpener. You just push it in and it comes out the side. It's really cool.
Yeah.
So I think they were also like super expensive. Yeah.
But so you figured out why? It. They didn't really catch on, but yeah.
Okay. Nobody knew it was a Wobix.
You told them from looks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
From looks. You're like, oh, that's a really cool black round pencil that's sort of got little flute lines going down the side.
Why does it smell like chemicals?
So I'm.
These don't have a smell.
This is going back to our previous conversation, but I'm thinking either janky caps
cheap or janky caps Ninja Ninjas for sure.
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I think that's.
Yeah.
But. Oh, man, there's a. Yeah. There's a lot out there with pencil caps that I think don't get enough attention. People don't use maybe enough.
Yeah, yeah. And you know, pencil extenders are half cap and half. I'm sorry, bullet pencils or half extender and half cap.
Yeah, yeah.
And for me, I like the cap feature the most so I don't stab myself in the leg.
I generally like, if I. If I use a pencil cap, it's almost always to put it just back into my pencil bag just so that doesn't get dirty.
Yeah. I've got. Yeah. My black wing pencil bag. They gave us the zippered pencil bag.
Yeah.
Has like 15 pencils and all of them have different caps on it. Like, just because. Yeah.
So that one.
And then minimizes the dust.
Also, sometimes if I can't find my. My timber Trust bullet pencil, I have a little palomino HB that's kind of like a little less than the Steinbeck stage. And if you just take that and you take a, like the little Kutsua like toppers on it, you can just stick it right in your pocket. It's like maybe three and a half, four inches long. And it's just perfect.
Yeah. Nice.
Awesome.
Cool.
So we have to. We have to do another bullet pencil episode.
We do.
It's just because we've learned so much.
Maybe if we can get John Fontaine to make something new, we can. We can do it.
Do a incense cedar timber twist.
I am ready for a injected plastic bullet pencil. I think the world is ready for that. Just like a semi disposable one. Just sell them in packs of three. Yeah, that's what I'm ready.
Yeah. What's that other thing there's out that's sort of like that? It. It's threaded so that you screw it onto your pencil. It sort of like bends the wood. Called like the Pointless pencil. Or it's from a brand called Pointless Products where it looks like a pen cap, but it's actually a pencil cap that screws onto your pen.
Oh, I'm looking at that right now.
Look this up.
I've never seen.
Yeah, I've bought some on Amazon before.
I've never seen this before.
I forgot they exist. They're actually pretty nice. But the eraser that's on them like just falls out.
Yeah.
I feel like it would just destroy your pencil. Right.
Like they do.
They're just really like the. The hex corners.
Right.
Because they're the things that protrude the most.
I used to carry one around on the general's layout, which is round and a little wider. So the first inch of pencil was always sort of threaded, which was actually kind of cool.
But prevents pencil point injuries. You know, time back in my day, we just used dangerous pencils. And we liked it. We didn't have any of this like helicopter parent pencil protector thing,
Hold it in front of our face and run down the street.
We liked it.
Shield. That's what it's called. Yeah, yeah. I mean we all have graphite. Stubborn. Our body.
Absolutely.
Childhood.
Right.
Would have been my first tattoo. A pencil. Pencil fights would have been much less interesting with caps on them.
It's true. It is true.
Or with a blackwing pencil cap, you be. You'd be a king or queen of the pencil fight scene. Yeah.
Oh man.
And you'd lose it and you'd cry. Cuz it would take you like three weeks to save up your allowance to buy another one. Yes. You want to button this one up?
Yeah, let's do it.
Excellent. So you want to say where we can find you folks on the interwebs of social media?
Yeah, you can, Mr. Tim. You can find me on Instagram at Timwassom or sorry, on Instagram, TimothyWassom. And on Twitter timwassom cool.
I am@woodclinch.com Andy Coffee or on Twitter and Instagram as Awelfly Johnny.
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